Stupid Hypotheticals - Daily Drive Any Racecar You Want

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01/03/2014 at 00:46 • Filed to: None

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The car granting Genie is back. He catches you while you're bored, during your daily commute or going about some mundane routine task in your automobile and he says, "I'll grant you any race car you want, any racing car from today backwards, but you must do at least 75% of your driving in this race car; it's your new Daily Driver!" What do you do when the Genie is all like, "WHAT DO YOU DO?!"

Authors Edit:

Here's what I do -

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DISCUSSION (70)


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:47

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I've daily'd a LeMons car (after is was race prepped) and it sucks.


Kinja'd!!! . . > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:48

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I shout 'Gimme a CLK GTR!'.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:48

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I'm really worried I'd actually take one of these over a McLaren F1 racecar.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > . .
01/03/2014 at 00:50

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If you've got $750k we can split the cost and carpool with this one.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > . .
01/03/2014 at 00:51

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Speaking of dream car supercars with racing versions...

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Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:51

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group B Audi Quattro


Kinja'd!!! BJohnson11 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:51

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Pratt & Miller built C6.R. Built to run for awhile (as opposed to some race cars that need engine rebuilds after damn near every race), probably uses a pushrod V8 that could be "easily" serviced and maintained, and fast enough to keep you entertained. Plus, with a spoiler delete and graphics removal, people on the street wouldn't expect anything more than what they'd expect from a regular 'vette.

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Kinja'd!!! daender > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:51

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Porsche 962, there're stories of privateer teams picking cars up from the factory and driving them back to their shops.

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Therotically, the Dauer 962 is just a Porsche 962 with new body panels and a different name, still a 962 tub and detuned engine.

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Kinja'd!!! RaymondStantz > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:52

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My choice is made.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:53

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Simple.

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Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:53

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I'd capture that pissant genie and torture it until it finally succumbs to the pain and admits that DDing a racecar is stupid. I'd offer to let it go, albeit for a price: an e28 M5 to DD and a McLaren F1 GTR for the weekends.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:54

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Just putting it out there that no one has chosen this yet.

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:55

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Gordini HST


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:56

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Mclaren F1. In Marlboro livery.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > N/A POWAAAHH
01/03/2014 at 00:56

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This is a good answer.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 00:57

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Ha! So win.


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:58

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I want to be Cole Trickle for the rest of my life... Days of Thunder is the shit.


Kinja'd!!! sloPro > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:58

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Any porsche any day, Gt3rs4.0 brah.

Actually im fucking lying gt2, need even more boost in my life and rwd or nothing!


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:59

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Audi Sport Quattro S1 Evo2. Period. Full stop. End thread. Buh-bye.


Kinja'd!!! Harris Lue > Harris Lue
01/03/2014 at 00:59

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Or the Vette I designed... Choices...


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 00:59

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Yup.

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Kinja'd!!! McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:00

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I'm torn between the Mp4-4 that Senna won in, or the MP4-12C GT3


Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:02

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Kinja'd!!! My92SSEisn'taTardis > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:03

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1 x DBRS9 BRG please


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:06

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Shelby Cobra Daytona Coupe because why not? I would DD the fuck outta one of these.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Big Bubba Ray
01/03/2014 at 01:07

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Uuuugghhhhh... yesssss...

... hhhuuuuhhh...

Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! interrogator-chaplain > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:07

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I don't care how, I'll make it work damn it!


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:08

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Just to be different.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:09

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There is a guy in my neighborhood who is constantly driving his Factory 5 Cobra around. Never been able to track him down and talk to him about it though. One day.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:13

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Perfect combination of bonkers and practical. On the one side you've got over 700 horsepower, a top speed of over 150, and the ability to go pretty much anywhere quickly. On the flip side you've got what is already a completely road legal car, with lights, wipers, heat/AC, a spacious, comfortable cabin, an engine that won't overheat in city traffic, some amount of cargo space, and a suspension that won't kill your back when you hit a pothole.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:13

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or

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Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:16

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Wunna deez badboishz.

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Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:18

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Bad Idea Stef needs a GT3 Cup car.

Realistic Stef knows Austin's roads and demands it be prepped for rally.

Can I have some kind of 911 version of Block's multi-motorsport HFHV?


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:18

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Besides not having headlights it's pretty practical


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 01:19

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I will be honest. I kind of expected your answer to be the same as mine. Or at least one of the ultimate group b cars.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Clown Shoe Pilot
01/03/2014 at 01:19

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Whaaaaat?

Which car, and PICS?!


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:22

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I love this car-granting Genie.

What I would really want:

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F2004, quite possibly the single all-around fastest race car ever built, and it still holds a ton of GP records, right before F1 cars had their balls cut off.

But let's be honest, that's a little impractical for a daily driver, so here's my next pick, the next best thing:

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The Legendary orange McLaren F1 GT-R, the same one that was at the P1 reveal. Seriously, 3 seats, reliable engine, advanced technology, and known to reach 100,000 miles if serviced properly. The GT-R versions were just a little more crazy, but still designed to take the abuse.

And then, moving down the scale to "race car based on production car" we arrive at:

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The 700+ HP 1981 Bob Sharp racing 280ZX driven by Paul Newman, using a twin-turbo Y44 motor de-stroked down to 4.2liters (supposedly) and two parallel turbos.


Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:24

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It was a race car (D-Type) reconverted to road use at the factory.

Sexiest car ever made, I think. Steve McQueen thought so, too and DD'd his.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:25

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Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:26

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Aplina gruppe 2


Kinja'd!!! THOMAS5 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:26

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I'll just leave this here

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Kinja'd!!! Ian Duer (320b) > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:27

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The easy answer.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:29

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I'M SORRY GAIS BUT I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW QUICKLY I NEED TO GET THESE GROCERIES HOME!

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Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:29

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What could be better than Vanderwey's cow liveried trophy truck? 800hp, a nice cushy ride, navigation, a/c, and you don't have to worry about scraping on anything. Not to mention, it's a trophy truck that looks like a cow.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Gamecat235
01/03/2014 at 01:42

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I have a secret desire to drive up the stairs of a state capitol, then jump off the top and speed away laughing...


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 01:42

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I'm gonna say Lister Storm just 'cause everybody else always seems to forget that it exists.


Kinja'd!!! zz383mero > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 02:39

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Because POWER!


Kinja'd!!! WNX > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 07:10

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This.

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Or this.

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Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 10:07

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A guy DDs a mustang like this to the DC Metro in Vienna pretty often. Have been trying to snap a photo of it for a while.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Frawley > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 10:16

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Top three choices:

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The trick is to start with a racing car that already has the road car built in somehow.


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 10:19

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Now this one I am able to do.


Kinja'd!!! wizkashifa > THOMAS5
01/03/2014 at 11:14

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And all that space for activities!


Kinja'd!!! wizkashifa > Makoyouidiot
01/03/2014 at 11:14

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If that thing could roll coal, it would be the most beautiful earth-destroying racing car.


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 12:01

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Maxi!


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 12:29

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Bowler, Keeley Hazell not included.

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > leicester
01/03/2014 at 13:15

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I'll wait for your Bowler at the finish line


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 13:36

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with that co-driver, who cares? :D


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > leicester
01/03/2014 at 13:39

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I thought you said she wasn't included ;)


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 14:08

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well, in the stock version.

Aftermarket add-on.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > leicester
01/03/2014 at 14:10

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I wonder how much that add-on costs...


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 14:44

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well, you know what they say - if you have to ask...


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR
01/03/2014 at 17:52

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There are a lot of replica cars.


Kinja'd!!! TA4K > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 18:07

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I'm surprised nobody has chosen the finest touring car ever to grace the earth: the V8 Supercar. I am somewhat partial to this earlier model, since they are still every bit as fast as the new ones but this one looks totally badass. And 4 opening doors, and a functional boot with cargo space. Perfect.

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5.0l V8, very reliable since they run the same race engines almost all year including for the Enduro races, and a 6 speed manual.


Kinja'd!!! TwoFortified > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 19:37

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Easy! "1 R390 Plox!"

I guess technically I could ask for an R32 GT-R VSpec Nur 2 whateverthehell, cuz that was pretty much a race car...Seems to kind of circumvent the spirit of the question though. R390 it is! Damn that thing is sexy.

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Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > Lets Just Drive
01/03/2014 at 19:55

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I'm having trouble deciding, someone help me out:

All-wheel drive, turbo power, and a bit of room in the hatch?

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Loud, low, and sideways fun?

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Or is the answer (still) always Miata?

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Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Ian Duer (320b)
01/03/2014 at 23:28

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I was surprised to scroll so far down to see the answer. Who cares if you can't hear yourself in the cabin, nor can people outside hear at all after you've passed them? The noise is what matters.


Kinja'd!!! Jazz Cat > Lets Just Drive
01/04/2014 at 20:03

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From the garages, these things sound like fighter jets through turns 3-4. It would make the infinitley long Florida red lights a lot more intresting, as you can deafen the person next to you with a twitch of your foot.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Lets Just Drive
01/06/2014 at 03:17

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This, always this. I usually prefer the look of the shortail GTR, but when painted in McLaren Orange, oh god this.

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Those wheels are fucking sex.


Kinja'd!!! Tony Montana > Lets Just Drive
01/06/2014 at 07:59

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MkIV GT40. Still has the fifth-highe speed of a LeMans winner, and it's the only fully American victor (the other GT40s haest averagd some British in them).

Also, just look at it.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Lets Just Drive
01/08/2014 at 16:57

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Because its made for it. :) too easy

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